Porn on Social Media – Feeling Desperate?

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So you want to look at porn but for whatever reason you don’t want to go to a porn site? Maybe you’re at grandma’s house and you don’t know how to use incognito mode or delete the last hour of your browser history? Maybe you’re anti-porn but you feel like looking at porn on social media sites is not really porn because you’re a loophole finding hypocrite? Sometimes it’s like a fun game to see what you can find, stuff you know isn’t supposed to be there. Maybe you’re hoping to find someone you know? Whatever your reason, we don’t really care, this just seemed like a fun thing to write about.

Now keep in mind we’re not talking about revenge porn, the shitty thing people do when they publish naked and sexual things of exes to get back at them. This is illegal and just a shit thing to do.

So now we’re going to rank the top 5 social media sites from best to worst for finding porn.


Porn on Social Media – How Desperate Are You Exactly?

Tumblr Porn

Alright, if you have to get your porn from mainstream social media Tumblr is your best friend. Tumblr is like turning on a firehose of vile things full blast. I’ve seen things that even made me go “well I actually didn’t need to see that shit today” and that is not easy to do.

Tumblr PornBy default, Tumblr pretends there is no porn. You create an account and search for boobz or whatever and it’s like “Hey we don’t have that here! or What do you think this is buddy?”. But that’s just because you have the safe mode thing on. So you can see some sexy pictures but the filth is stashed away, mostly. Go into your profile and turn it off and you’ll see it all.

Follow a few hundred porn accounts and you’ll have a stream of porn that is impossible to keep up with. Pictures, GIFs, videos you name it. It’s chaotic but if it works for you, hey, go for it. It’s like porn for someone with a 3-second attention span.

We hate Tumblr, not from a user’s perspective but from a trying to have a Tumblr page point of view. Our account got terminated for something unspecified. They said to contact support, yeah that’s not going to happen. We set the blog to NSFW and didn’t really do anything against TOS that we can tell. We couldn’t post videos but everyone else seemed to do it. You’ve got these large accounts that get 100k notes on a post and they are posting pure filth.

Eh, whatever, no real loss but still fuck them anyway.


Twitter Porn

Twitter is in a close second behind Tumblr. There is lots and lots of porn on Twitter and they are pretty much fine with it. It works a lot like Tumblr, you need to go in and turn off the thing that filters sensitive content. After that, you’re good to go. And again once you’ve followed a lot of accounts it will be a constant flood of porn.

Twitter PornWith both Twitter and Tumblr you probably don’t want to do this with your personal account. It’s hard to keep up with anything once you have a shitload of porn coming in.

Tumblr works a bit better as a visual medium as that’s what it was designed to do. Twitter is better for having actual conversations as the notes in Tumblr are impossible to follow and just a mess. Twitter has the bonus of having actual porn sites, cam stars, and porn star accounts that you can follow and interact with. Twitter is kind of difficult to navigate as far is finding specific types of porn.

Either will do and both are a pretty good source of porn.


Instagram Porn

Instagram is pretty decent, just not for nudity. There are plenty of hot women on there posting sexy pictures in various states of undress.

Instagram PornAs we’ve said before sometimes having something left to the imagination is super hot. Yes, you can find some nudity and potentially sex but chances are it’s going to get flagged and that account is probably going to be terminated.

Instagram’s sole purpose is to post pictures and videos so the platform is great for taking in content. So as long as you’re just looking for sexy and not outright porn Instagram will work pretty well. Follow your favorite models and whack off to their pictures!


Facebook Porn

Ok, we can really smell the desperation now. If you’re resorting to looking for porn on Facebook you’ve got problems. But who are we to judge?

Facebook PornAnyway, there are several large issues with searching for porn on Facebook. First Facebook is pretty strict about nudity (aside from some nudity that is considered artistic) and sexually suggestive content. But that still doesn’t keep people from making hot girl pages and gathering a shitload of fans. These pages are decent but it’s kind of the equivalent of beating it to a swimsuit issue – yes it’s hot but is that really the best you can do?

The second problem is that making spare Facebook accounts is sort of a pain in the ass. Oh, you can go ahead and use your main account for sure. But the first time you like or share that chicks in thongs page with your mom and Aunt Betty you’re going to see why it’s just a matter of time until you lose.


Pinterest Porn

Ok folks, this is as low as we care to go. Just to be transparent, we’ve never even made a Pinterest account before. Maybe it is a wonderland of porn but just from a quick search before it asks you to sign up, it’s a wasteland, porn-wise.

Pinterest PornPinterest doesn’t want porn. Pinterest wants cookie recipes, instructions on how to knit your dog a sweater, and tips on getting the most out of your whatever. Fuck if we know. All we know is the thing they don’t want is porn. That same Aunt Bettie you just porned on Facebook is looking for a place to get away from her dumbass nephew, leave her be.

There is a website that is exactly Pinterest but all porn called Sex.com. But the point of this article was that you’re not looking for porn on porn sites. So we’re back to the beginning.

Use Tumblr or Twitter. Thanks.


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